A few hours after the end of the world, a border dispute emerged between Heaven and Hell.
God invited Satan for discussions to find a way to resolve this dispute quickly. Satan proposed a football match between Heaven and Hell
God, always fair, told Satan, "The heat must be affecting your brain, the match would be so one sided, don't you know all the 'good' players go to heaven?"
Satan, smiling, responded "Yeah, but we've got all the refs'..."