this is the latest on I picked up on a celeb industry newsletter I get.
With Derby County's drink-driving footballers sentenced this week, we can tell you a bit more about their big night out.
* Captain Richard Keogh's debit card was rejected three times in the pub when he went to pay the final £800 of the bill.
* Staff said he started kicking off when he couldn't get his card to work, with one of them labelling him "the worst and biggest cnut" they'd ever dealt with.
* The bar bill from the evening's drinks was almost three grand and included 75 Jagermeisters, 38 tequilas and 54 sambucas.