An Alternative look at the Evolution of the Swans and the Premier League

A million years ago Neanderthals and homo-sapiens occupied the temperate lowlands. The Neanderthals, big, aggressive and hairy ruled the roost for many years using superior strength, speed and fearlessness to catch their prey. The smaller, smooth skinned homo-sapiens who ate fruit and berries, gradually became quicker and smarter, and once they overcame fear, slowly took …

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Late comedy defending leaves the Swans Pointless against Southampton – Match Report

In the final home game of the season, the Swans slumped to a 1-0 stoppage time defeat, courtesy of a bizarre goal by Southampton substitute Rickie Lambert. Fortunately, there was also good news as our rivals Cardiff City aka “the Scum” lost their Premier League status after just one season, following a 3-0 defeat at …

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